22, 604/778, NSFW.

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

(via fagen)

tastefullyoffensive:

Can’t we all just get along?

(via dorkvader)

Unrequited love 

satans-nipples:

i put headphones in 20 minutes ago and forgot to play music: a novel by me

(via andrewquo)

darvillains:

[AGGRESSIVELY REJECTS ADULTHOOD]

(via predictablerelapse)

communistbakery:

*opens jacket* hey kid you wanna buy some dru- (construction workers start sawing) you wanna buy some- (saws get louder) hey kid you wanna buy

(via insidiouschris)

stumphallelujah:

ill never not reblog this
stumphallelujah:

ill never not reblog this
stumphallelujah:

ill never not reblog this
stumphallelujah:

ill never not reblog this
stumphallelujah:

ill never not reblog this
stumphallelujah:

ill never not reblog this

stumphallelujah:

ill never not reblog this

(via magarudie)

teapayne:

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

youngfueg0:

marry the money

youngfueg0:

marry the money

vixyish:

maswartz:

I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.

I’ve been saying this for YEARS.

(via incompleteworkofart)

lacigreen:

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.

Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

WHAT

(via westcoastthinspiration)

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